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Glossary

These are a list of terms I’m using (and usually making up) to help you understand my posts.  If you want a glossary of terms about iPhones or BBs, do a Google search or something.

  • OTA (Over-The-Air) – Refers to syncing and device information exchange that is done via internet voodoo rather than connecting your phone to a computer with cable.
  • RMF (Rob Me Factor) – A measure of how much an iPhone user is advertising the possession of a very expensive device to potential thieves.
  • VAS (Vibrating Ass Syndrome) – A condition by which you receive so many notifications to your iPhone that your back pocket is constantly raising a ruckus.

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